Invisible Fence For The Family Dog

Without good people, a place is just a place. With that being said, I'm sure I will be missing Amherst. The Cape isn't too bad though. I'm sure I'll find myself having some fun in the coming months. There are beaches here that I always neglect to visit.

Being home is always strange at first (so much so that I hesitate to call it 'home'). Having a restroom 10 feet away from my bed is a breath of fresh air though. When I was at school I had to walk down the hall, up a flight of stairs, and down another to get to the closest public bathroom. It was annoying to say the least.

Speak easy,
Neil

Bathroom Wall

I transcribed this from the bathroom wall this morning. Bathroom wall graffiti is so much more cynical, crude, and telling than any other kind of defacement of public property that I know of.

EDIT: Sarah brought up an interesting point. There is probably a huge contrast between the writing in a woman's lavatory and the men's lavatory. Most people just don't think about that because...well...we are either one or the other and we often don't partake in the fruit of the other's toilet. Also I heard that some ladies rooms have couches. Can anyone vouch for this?

- I wrote this
- Um, I'm pretty sure I wrote that
- No good sir you are a fool and a charlatan for it is in fact I who am the culprit muahaha (?)
- Stop taking credit for my work!
- Losers (-> I wrote this)
- [expletive deleted]!
- I'm the artist formally known as "I wrote this"
- Your mom wrote this. She snuck into the boys room just to write this.
- 4:20 (-> How old are you?)

Speak easy,
Neil